20 Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
20. Can't stick their heads out of "Windows."
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: "Carpal Paw Syndrome. "
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. "SmellU-SmellMe" still in beta test.
5. SIT & STAY were hard enough, CTRL and DEL are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse get might difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2.Sniffing is more direct and less deceiving that on-line chat rooms.
1. TgrOo HyAqR4tDc TrO TgYPmE WeIjTyH P:AzWqS. *
*(Translation - Too hard to type with paws.)
